Post by camia on Feb 13, 2008 12:57:21 GMT -5
You see I'm a Belf, a shadow priest
I heal, kick ass and on alliance feast
I'm melting faces both day and night
when you're horde if it feels wrong, then you know it's right
I'm rocking your world in warsong G
clicking mind blast so viciously
you call me a twink, even though I'm not
don't QQ to me though you just got rocked
SW:P! (FORT PLZ! SHIELD ME SO I CNA HELLFAER!)
SW:P! (NUB PRIEST LET ME DIE!)
SW:P! (THAT'S A !!%!ING MINUS 50 DKP!)
SW:P! (OMG; UR SHADOW? RESPEC HOLY!)
I win every chest with my ridiculous rolls
then I'll freak you out with mind control
no one touches me in Arathi Basin
I capped the BS then I did some fishin
Some may say I'm not quite the hardest
but I walk with no fear through the elywynn forest
try to take me down, come on I dare ya
I'll /dance on your grave with some capoeira
don't look up my robe while I'm on a wind rider
or I'll crit you once or twice like an ornery strider
I don't bai gold for my many mounts
I farm stranglekelp and blue colored lewtz
I'm more magical than Harry Potter,
my skills so divine I can walk on water
and if you step to me and say my rhymes ain't fresh
I'll laugh, psychic scream and wand you to death
SW:P! (LF1M RFK, BFD, SFK, SM, PST)
SW:P! (CHUCK NORRIS' TEARS CAN CURE CANCER; TOO BAD HE NEVER CRIES)
SW:P! (ZOMFG U GUYS SUK I'M HEARTHSTONING)
SW:P! (BUFF PLZ! BUFF ME PRIEST!)
In Azeroth, I make nubz bolt
I'm burning up the server named Ravenholdt
Shadow magic %#!!@es, who wants a taste?
I'm drinking your blood with vampiric embrace
From Webwinder path to Tarren Mill
I'll whack you with my staff till you've had your fill
don't disrespect me, you won't get far
I represent a hood called ogrimmar
I could crush you all day, I never get bored
cause when I kill your bunz it's for the horde
(Original Artist Unknown)
I heal, kick ass and on alliance feast
I'm melting faces both day and night
when you're horde if it feels wrong, then you know it's right
I'm rocking your world in warsong G
clicking mind blast so viciously
you call me a twink, even though I'm not
don't QQ to me though you just got rocked
SW:P! (FORT PLZ! SHIELD ME SO I CNA HELLFAER!)
SW:P! (NUB PRIEST LET ME DIE!)
SW:P! (THAT'S A !!%!ING MINUS 50 DKP!)
SW:P! (OMG; UR SHADOW? RESPEC HOLY!)
I win every chest with my ridiculous rolls
then I'll freak you out with mind control
no one touches me in Arathi Basin
I capped the BS then I did some fishin
Some may say I'm not quite the hardest
but I walk with no fear through the elywynn forest
try to take me down, come on I dare ya
I'll /dance on your grave with some capoeira
don't look up my robe while I'm on a wind rider
or I'll crit you once or twice like an ornery strider
I don't bai gold for my many mounts
I farm stranglekelp and blue colored lewtz
I'm more magical than Harry Potter,
my skills so divine I can walk on water
and if you step to me and say my rhymes ain't fresh
I'll laugh, psychic scream and wand you to death
SW:P! (LF1M RFK, BFD, SFK, SM, PST)
SW:P! (CHUCK NORRIS' TEARS CAN CURE CANCER; TOO BAD HE NEVER CRIES)
SW:P! (ZOMFG U GUYS SUK I'M HEARTHSTONING)
SW:P! (BUFF PLZ! BUFF ME PRIEST!)
In Azeroth, I make nubz bolt
I'm burning up the server named Ravenholdt
Shadow magic %#!!@es, who wants a taste?
I'm drinking your blood with vampiric embrace
From Webwinder path to Tarren Mill
I'll whack you with my staff till you've had your fill
don't disrespect me, you won't get far
I represent a hood called ogrimmar
I could crush you all day, I never get bored
cause when I kill your bunz it's for the horde
(Original Artist Unknown)
